Category Archives: Irish Satire

Ireland’s 9 to 5 jobs, Article #2: An interview with a speed camera van technician.

Dermot Road: ” Of course I have. It was just yesterday that I clocked an out of order, erratic and public endangering driver at 60 kilometers per hour in a 100 zone!”
”I made sure the Gardaí took away their Toyota Yaris, pension and local bridge club membership”.

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Complaint #1: Spanish student found incapacitated and without a nose in Irish public toilet.

Set the scene… You’re a Spanish student from, well Spain. As you shout to your friends in the loudest possible volume known to man you realize you need to do your business. Maybe there’s a public toilet nearby? Let’s hope so Alonso. As you go to inform your amigos of the situation, thing’s are only getting worse down south. Out

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‘Serial Merging Syndrome’ To Be On Traffic Disease Watch-list of RSA…

“Feckin’ ejiot cut me off” Viewer Discretion Is Advised. It’s a gloomy Monday morning, it’s overcast, damp and you’ve just started your car engine. It’s about 5 degrees outside and the car air is crisp. You’re a bit annoyed because your Brennan’s bread got burnt in the toaster, you smacked your pinky toe off the nightstand and you knew you

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IRISH AIRLINER FUED.

“Ryanair on the other hand provided the option of leg amputation prior to boarding” It was a rainy Monday morning, it was approximately 9am and the Ryanair Customer Care Centre started receiving multiple phone calls. The room was full of the sweet smell of low quality coffee. The tick and tock of the Ryanair clock commanded an authority over the

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