Category Archives: IRISH DAILY COMPLAINTS

South Side girl Sri-Lanka Byrne discovered clinging to a bottle of Baileys in her Mini Cooper.

With her friends nowhere to be seen, MasterCard dangerously low and with Sri-Lanka’s fear of commoners walking within meters of the car… It would be a long and dangerous night.

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Complaint #1: Spanish student found incapacitated and without a nose in Irish public toilet.

Set the scene… You’re a Spanish student from, well Spain. As you shout to your friends in the loudest possible volume known to man you realize you need to do your business. Maybe there’s a public toilet nearby? Let’s hope so Alonso. As you go to inform your amigos of the situation, thing’s are only getting worse down south. Out

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