The South-Side Dáil has voted for a wall to be constructed in Dublin to keep North-Siders out.

The abuse continued.
” You can’t stop us from building that wall!” shouted the Minister for Organic Avocados and Whole Brown Bread.
” The South-Sider alliance shall stand tall, bound together behind a 10 foot wall!” shouted the Minister for Giving South-Side Children Pretentious First Names.

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Ireland’s 9 to 5 jobs, Article #2: An interview with a speed camera van technician.

Dermot Road: ” Of course I have. It was just yesterday that I clocked an out of order, erratic and public endangering driver at 60 kilometers per hour in a 100 zone!”
”I made sure the Gardaí took away their Toyota Yaris, pension and local bridge club membership”.

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