Sri Lanka’s diary entry #1: You just can’t trust road signs.

Sri-Lanka Byrne has a tough time in an unknown area of Dublin. ‘Read more’ below the ads.

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The South-Side Dáil has voted for a wall to be constructed in Dublin to keep North-Siders out.

The abuse continued.
” You can’t stop us from building that wall!” shouted the Minister for Organic Avocados and Whole Brown Bread.
” The South-Sider alliance shall stand tall, bound together behind a 10 foot wall!” shouted the Minister for Giving South-Side Children Pretentious First Names.

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Ireland’s 9 to 5 jobs, Article #2: An interview with a speed camera van technician.

Dermot Road: ” Of course I have. It was just yesterday that I clocked an out of order, erratic and public endangering driver at 60 kilometers per hour in a 100 zone!”
”I made sure the Gardaí took away their Toyota Yaris, pension and local bridge club membership”.

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Complaint #1: Spanish student found incapacitated and without a nose in Irish public toilet.

Set the scene… You’re a Spanish student from, well Spain. As you shout to your friends in the loudest possible volume known to man you realize you need to do your business. Maybe there’s a public toilet nearby? Let’s hope so Alonso. As you go to inform your amigos of the situation, thing’s are only getting worse down south. Out

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